The Royal Wedding of Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex and California Beauty Meghan Markle is just hours away. I am excited, the world is excited…this is a History making moment! There were no odds that a bi-racial girl from LA meets and falls in love with the most eligible prince on the globe. No odds! But Alas, welcome to the 20th Century, where everything you see on TV might not be a fairy tale. Meghan is actually marrying her Prince and the English Monarchy is happy to have her and be breaking norms.
Now everything about The Royals might seem rosy and perfectly captured for social media and TV, but there are very strict rules that MUST never be broken by any Royal, including the California girl…a lot of Rules. Keep reading and see all the things Meghan must never do as a Royal.
1. NO PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION (PDA)
The only picture of these two you would ever see of them Kissing, will be today! After which, you would never see them getting too cozy or affectionate in public.
2. NO MORE SELFIES, AUTOGRAPHS AND SOCIAL MEDIA
Meghan is a Royalty now, or almost one. She is therefore, above Social Media, taking selfies and signing autographs. These are for the regular blue blooded celebrities and socialites. Who needs Snapchat Filters when you have a Prince, a castle and a crown?! Meghan’s social media accounts have since been deleted.
3. NO MORE WALKING ALONE IN PUBLIC
For those of you who were lucky enough to steal a selfie from Meghan as she walked back from Yoga or on the streets of Toronto, lucky you! Henceforth, Meghan will be accompanied by the Palace Security details everywhere!
Judging from the current situation of things in Meghan’s hometown of Los Angeles, this might not be missed! Goodbye Trump. Meghan is now of the most prestigious Monarchy in the world and is now answerable to God and the Queen.
5. WEAR SEE-THROUGH OUTFITS
No matter the cost, no matter the designer, Meghan is prohibited from ever wearing any see-through outfits. Especially ones like this $75,000 Ralph & Russo Mesh dress she had on in her engagement photos.
6. NO MORE COLORFUL OR DARK NAIL POLISH
The Royal details run deep! Meghan has to say goodbye to any form of brightly colored manicure. henceforth, she must appear poise and neat.
7. NO MORE GIANT PURSES
Who knew giant purses where for commoners. hmm Dear Meghan i would say good luck with that but you would never need to carry any heavy thing in your life again so enjoy!
Lady D in her days. The original Royal Fashion Icon.
8. NO MORE FASHION WEEK
Becoming a Duchess doesn’t get you instant front-row sits besides Anna Wintour at any fashion week. That is for Kim K and the lots. For Meghan now, the fashion will come to her.
9. NO MORE WEDGES
I am no Royal and i dont subscribe to wedges. The Royal family doesn’t also. Just in case you are wondering why Royals are prohibited from wearing wedges, i’ll tell you…The Queen hates them! What could be more hilarious than that.
10. NO SLEEPING WHEN THE QUEEN IS UP
There is a higher being in the Castle and she is Queen Elizabeth II! According to the Royal Insider, no one sleeps until she sleeps…well thank God she is 92-years-old, this shouldn’t be a problem.
Dear Meghan and Harry, as you make history today…we wish you all the love and light this world has too offer. Meghan would make a stunning Royal Bride and hopefully an even better duchess. We cant wait to follow you on this wonderful journey today and forever.